I haven’t had the best week, guys. Nothing particularly bad has happened; actually, a lot of good has happened — such as the birth of my second daughter! Just…let me explain.It started with this Super Energy potion I bought from COU (Cowplant Owners Union, remember? Wait, maybe I should tell you guys about that…). At first I just felt a warm feeling trickling down my body… …but then I felt like my heart was going to explode…
…and it was awesome.
I think it’s time to admit that I have a problem. Then one evening after work I went out to take care of Moosley…and he swallowed me. Being swallowed by a cowplant is by far one of the most uncomfortable sensations I’ve ever experienced. To make matters worse, later that evening, I heard Fey out in the garden praising Moosley. I’ve always known that Fey has a dark side…and isn’t very empathetic…okay, she isn’t empathetic at all, but I didn’t think she would ever go so far as to use a cowplant to further her evil agenda… I’m going to have to do something about this. As you know, I’ve been training for awhile now so I can get a promotion at work…there’s a position open in the Space Ranger Task Force, and I’ve got a few ranks to rise through before I’ll even be considered. I’m determined to get it, so I’ve been pushing myself harder than usual…maybe a little too hard. Thankfully, Isis came in and found me before the treadmill tore off my face.
“Our daughter tried to kill me, I haven’t seen Rowan or Soren in three days, and I can’t move my arm from this position. I’ve just had a bad week, okay?”
It turns out, the reason why Rowan hasn’t been around as much, aside from his avid dedication to work and school, is that he has a little girlfriend. After work one Saturday, he invited her over to meet us. “So…do you want to meet my family? I mean, I’m sure you will, whether you want to or not. This house is a madhouse.” “Quince, can you get Fey out of here? She’s gonna do something evil and ruin everything! I actually like this girl…”“Ohh, I gotchu, little nephew. Hey, Fey! I think I see you dad trying to uproot Moosley out in the garden…”
“Well, my aunt and my evil twin. Sorry you had to meet her…”
“Oh, uh, Mom! This is my, er, friend — Eliana.”“It’s nice to meet you, Eliana. This is my other son, Soren, and his friend, Kevin…” “And over there, that’s my daughter, Fey. Fey! Cut the maniacal laughter — we have guests over!” “Heehee, sorry.”
It was also time for Sorrel to age up. Fey, the secret family Sim, was present, of course. She is the sweetest little thing. I tell you, she’s the complete opposite of Fey, which is probably why Fey stalked out of the room as soon as Sorrel gave Isis a huge bear hug. “Hi! What are you?”
“You know what, I kind of do too.”